04. 16. 14. 07:21 am ♥ 186199

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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04. 16. 14. 07:20 am ♥ 738

unclefather:

I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.

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04. 16. 14. 07:19 am ♥ 13771

witneyhouston:

i used up all my school motivation in middle school where it didn’t even matter 

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04. 16. 14. 07:18 am ♥ 146344

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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04. 16. 14. 07:18 am ♥ 22146

foxdear:

theloudninja69:

foxdear:

theloudninja69:

horny like a brony 

what the fuck is this doing in the crotchboobs tag

What the fuck are you doing on the crotchboobs tag?

livin life, bein myself

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04. 16. 14. 07:17 am ♥ 213

stilnksi:

lydia listening to stiles

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04. 16. 14. 07:16 am ♥ 253905

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

(Source: religiouspunk)

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04. 16. 14. 07:13 am ♥ 189522

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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04. 16. 14. 07:20 am ♥ 99104
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04. 16. 14. 07:19 am ♥ 64845

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

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04. 16. 14. 07:19 am ♥ 430400

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada)

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04. 16. 14. 07:18 am ♥ 123171
xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA
High-res

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

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04. 16. 14. 07:18 am ♥ 29561

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

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04. 16. 14. 07:17 am ♥ 33414

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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04. 16. 14. 07:15 am ♥ 33
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